Retarded Text Love
Me: I love you so much my heart is gonna burst!
Watson: Nuuuuuu! No bursting!
Me: It's true!
Watson: I will seal it in your chest with kisses!
Me: ...I see what you did there.
My first words to Tim Convy, ever.
Me: Tim! Tim Convy: Hey! Me: I follow you on tumblr! Tim Convy: I barely get on it! Me: Still…!